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Here Comes the Fallen Angel!
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Yohane's Human World Record
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Player:All right, say cheese!- Player:...Uh-oh.
Yoshiko:What's the matter?- Player:I thought I could use the backlight to make it look like you had fallen angel wings, but these don't look like wings at all.
- Yoshiko:Huh?! But I pulled off a really tough pose!
- Player:Well, this isn't half bad, though. I mean, it looks like you're a messenger of darkness, or something.
- Yoshiko:I can't accept a picture where you can't see Yohane's netherworld-class fallen angel face. We take another!
- Hanamaru:What are you two doing, zura?
- Yoshiko:Hi there, Hanamaru! Out for a walk?
- Hanamaru:Hi, I'm just coming back from some errands, zura. I was just passing by the park when I noticed some weirdo on top of the slide.
- Yoshiko:D-Don't call me a weirdo!
- Player:I'm taking pictures for Yoshiko to post online. She wants to leave a record of the fallen angel Yohane's glamorous life in the human world.
- Hanamaru:...Yoshiko, what are you dragging her into, zura?
- Yoshiko:Call me Yohane! And what am I supposed to do? You can only go so far with selfies! I need someone else behind the camera for my dynamic poses!
- Yoshiko:I'm having a lot of fun. You know, it feels like I'm an actual photographer. And hey, I know! How about the two of you pose together?
- Hanamaru:Wait. Me, too?
- Yoshiko:Heh! No need to push yourself, Zuramaru. Don't want you losing your soul to me.
- Hanamaru:!! H-Hey, I don't think that anymore, zura!
- Player:Soul? What are you talking about?
- Yoshiko:See, when we were little and Zuramaru first saw a camera, she bawled in terror. "Oh no, it's gonna take out my soul!"
- Hanamaru:Ahhh! Y-You promised you wouldn't tell anyone that! Yoshiko, you traitor!
- Yoshiko:If you want me to keep your secrets, you'd better offer up tribute to match! I wouldn't mind settling for that chocolate that just came out.
- Hanamaru:That's not something you say AFTER you spill the secret, zura!
- Player:Oh, sorry, I kinda snapped a picture.
- Yoshiko:Wait, why NOW of all times?! We haven't even posed!
- Player:I just liked how natural the two of you seemed, so it just happened. Hey, Yoshiko, can you send me this picture later?
- Hanamaru:Hey, I'd like one, too, zura.
- Yoshiko:Huh?! well, if you REALLY want them, then fine. But that aside! Take pictures of me in cool poses, come on!
- Hanamaru:Yoshiko, you're going to want to tone it down, zura. Otherwise you'll become a real weirdo, zura.
- Yoshiko:Don't call me a weirdo! And don't call me Yoshiko, either!
Fallen Angel's Majesty
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- Yoshiko:So, what do you think of this costume? This dark, stylish outfit just looks perfect on me, doesn't it?
- Yoshiko:Now, my cute stage clothes win high praise from my little demons, apparently. Still, I've got to dress the Fallen Angel part sometimes!
- Yoshiko:I-It's not that I DISLIKE being cute or anything. Like, that means that humans are just that entranced by me!
- Yoshiko:But I am a Fallen Angel, a being who cloaks the world in darkness. If I was feared or worshipped that would be one thing, but I feel like being "cute" isn't quite right.
- Yoshiko:I look cute when I'm embarrassed like this? R-Really? Hey, I'm not embarrassed! If you're going to say that, at least say "Oh, Yohane, you're so beautiful" or something!